I want a list of everyone who has ever masturbated to me

Well the red dot must be indicative of being on my period- so no surprises here.
~C-Mo!?
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I want a list of everyone who has ever masturbated to me

Well the red dot must be indicative of being on my period- so no surprises here.
~C-Mo!?
(via pinuppussycat)
Thanks Applebees men’s room. You’re the best.
~C-Mo!?
…well in that case…
~C-Mo!
(Source: talesofdrunkennessandcruelty, via socially-inappropriate)
Someone will fall in love with you. Your flaws, scars, someone will. They’ll love you for you. They’ll know what you look like when you’re tired, happy, sad, angry. They’ll know what music you like, how you like your coffee. They’ll fall in love with you. No one else, just you. Maybe you haven’t found them yet, but there is someone out there wondering what you’re like.
You’ll meet them, I promise.
Or you’ll die alone.
But like, totally though- I promise at least one of these two things will happen to you. Maybe both!
~C-Mo!?
KINGS OF FILTH: Creepin’ Edition.
~C-Mo!?
Logical Fallacies. Good to know you shit. Even if it’s bullshit. ;)
~C-Mo!
(Source: logan43000, via sewntogethercreation)
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Forget the Chicken Box, I’ll take the Chicken Cam.
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How’s the go, going?
~C-Mo!?